I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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