HIV tests are more positive than that guy
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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