doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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