We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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