Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Randomize
