I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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