I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
50% drunk capacity currently
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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