You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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