awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
