Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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