It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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