I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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