paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
she peed on how many people?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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