I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
