I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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