it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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