What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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