sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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