; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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