Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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