Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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