She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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