her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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