For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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