Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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