all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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