Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Randomize
