this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Everyone says I win the strip club
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