taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Randomize
