idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
My brain says no but my pants say off.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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