Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
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