He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
