I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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