his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Randomize
