dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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