is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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