nutella sex= disaster
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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