We won't sleep together?
I've blown a few things in my day
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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