Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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