I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
You're like the curious george of whores
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I want to be your penis for a week.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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