i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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