i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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