C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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