He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Dick very happy bro
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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