this boner is exhausting
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
