I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Non-Jews are for practice
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Randomize
