called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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