Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Randomize
