just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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