I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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