I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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