keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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