I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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