no you cant smoke seaweed
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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