check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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