While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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